Sincerely,
Brown Alfani Sweater M.
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Dear Rocky,
After being held hostage for 9 months my captors have decided to release me. It will be a long and lonely trip back down to Nashville, but I am looking forward to seeing you again. I hold no grudge against you for abandoning me at a strange house full of far less superior clothes. Please look for my arrival in 4 to 5 business days.
Sincerely,
Brown Alfani Sweater M.
Sincerely,
Brown Alfani Sweater M.
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Dear Sweater,
I hope in your nine months time you were able to stretch around the mid section because your owner's appearance may have changed since your last rendevous.
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